Pathetic, sopping wet cat, but he's not stupid.

My lovely Scrybe. He's such a mysterious force, yes, but he's a wonderful and playful soul. Just wants to play card games; who can blame him? He is a Leshy; not human, so he connects more with nature and beasts than anything else. He does have a select few that he allows close to him. I love how in-character he gets when he plays Inscryption, and his dedication to the craft is admirable.

Brick shithouse of a man. An absolute unit. I love how the fandom has interpreted him thusfar, and I'm excited to see what Mike has cooking for him. I like to imagine he's a demon of addiction and greed - making it so that people return to the nightclub for their next fix, and that they always come back.

EA doesn't give us a lot to work with sometimes for the Sims 4, especially for the NPCs, but I find Erwin to be an adorable sim. Yeah, he's not conventionally attractive, but he's a cute nerd to me. I like the fact that he has braces when he's so close to adulthood; I don't know why, but I think it adds a little bit of flair to him.

Misty is an interesting character to me. Like someone said "what if a gun didn't want to be a gun?". I love that Corporate Clash gives you the option to spare her in battle; I think it's really unique and adds depth to the story.

Oh your honor, this man has completely taken over my mind for the past few months. How can I not love him? Sweet older men are my horcrux, I swear.